Keeping Up with the Joneses- OMG PRYOR!!!!!11! Edition

SMQ- Mr. SMQ has an excellent look at Pitt up on his site.  The only thing Mr. SMQ fails to mention is the frequent and sustained idiocy that is Dave Wannstedt.  Unfortunately even the Wannstache can't stymie the damned awesome that is Lesean McCoy, who will be a bastard for Big East defenses for years to come.  

Cincinnati Enquirer- OSU, Jim Delany, and Gordon Gee are douche bags.  Ohio State has decided to move their 2012 game from Paul Brown Stadium to Columbus.  The contract, signed when Cincy was still a member of Conference USA and therefore lacking any and all negotiating leverage, does in fact stipulate that OSU can essentially play the game where they damn well please.  

Brian Kelly wants to play Ohio State annually, something OSU clearly has zero interest in.  Kelly intends on becoming "such a pain in Jim Tressel's butt that sooner or later he's going to go 'We have to do something about it or move out of the state."  Later that day, Kelly was heard mumbling something along the lines of, "taking that fucker's [Tressel's] job, when he's busy chauffering Meyer around fucking Gainesville."

Syracuse.com- Orange O-line coach wants his unit to lose weight, or else.  

If you're going to lose every game by three scores you may as well look good while you do it.

And finally...

Sportsline.com- All-World QB and general dick head Terrelle Pryor has committed to play for Jim Tressel and the Buckeyes.  

In other news, Michigan fans hate sour grapes.