Post-Game Wrap Up: Cincy

- Two numbers in particular stand out, and I will wager that we'll hear much made of them throughout the week.  0-14, as in Cincy's third-down conversions, and 3-18, as in UConn's third-down conversions.

     Holding Cincy to an O-fer on third down is as impressive a stat as one could quell from this game, but UConn's third down offense was as terrible as the defense was fantastic.  

     By holding Cincinnati to 1.9 yards per carry, effectively eliminating all hopes they had of running the ball, we forced the Bearcats to try and convert on a number of 3rd and 6 and 3rd and longs.  Cody Brown didn't want that to happen, though, so he took it upon himself to play the wrecking-ball game.  Pike, and later Chazz Anderson, could barely drop back without Brown or Lindsey Witten or Julius Williams breathing down his neck.  Pressure like that is a vital necessity when you blitz as infrequently as we do (although, I can, off the top of my head, think of 5-ish blitzes we ran, an unusually high number for a UConn defense).

     After Cincy's only TD drive, which was punctuated by one of the best damn bubble screens that I've ever seen, Pike went 5-14 with a pick and was replaced by Anderson after the half.  

     A big hat-tip goes to the fellow running the jumbotron for replaying Pike's interception during the middle of the third quarter.  I'm sure that reliving that throw boosted Pike's spirits, he and his buddy's probably had a good, hearty, deprecating laugh at his expense.  

-Cody Brown is about to make some serious, serious NFL cash.  7 sacks, a blocked punt, and countless hurries will get you noticed.  If he continues at this rate, finishes with 10-12 sacks, we may see him join Darius Butler as a first day NFL draft pick. 

     As good as Brown and Butler have been, as many plays they've made for UConn over the years, their swan song may come in the NFL draft.  Not only would a pair of first day picks provide some much needed national exposure, but it would validate our burgeoning identity as a "football school."  While I doubt that we'll ever be a football school in the sense of a Penn State or Michigan, those schools whose names are intrinsically synonymous to college football, but we can realistically rise to the level of an Arizona State or Oklahoma State.  

-42 passes.  42 passes.  42 passes?  Randy, honey, come on.  Honestly.  I said after the UNC game that you don't want to pass when you have the nation's leading rusher and a quarterback making his first start.  Cody flashed a ridiculously strong arm, but he seems to have two settings: "off" and "Death Star laser beam."  He consistently overthrew his receivers by a solid foot or two; Edsall, during his postgame, chalked the overthrows up to Endress attempting to compensate for the win, but I'll wager nerves and inexperience were as much factors as the wind.  

-The direct snap/attempted Wildcat to Donnie Brown was suh-weet!  I've been waiting all season for something like that.  Our offense, at the risk of oversimplifying things, is so "conventional" (albeit effective) and I just love seeing new-fangled wrinkles like the Wildcat being thrown in there.  Dear UConn Coaching Staff-  More Wildcat, puhweez.  Love-Everyone.

-David Teggert is the man.  I've said enough.  

-At least WVU reverts to form right before coming to the Rent.  Next week's game will not be 66-21, not with Coach Gomer roaming the sidelines

Weekend Review, Week 2

To everyone's surprise, this weekend's slate of games, which was supposed to be tremendous weak, turned out to be fairly decent.  These games should not have been "fairly decent".  A weekend that should have been littered with atrocious, merciless blowouts was strangely competitive.  I got to watch BYU-Washington and was treated to both a tremendously tight game as well as a rare chance to watch UDub QB Jake Locker.  

Locker has been billed as Tebow-West: his combination of size/strength, cannon arm, and mobility make for a fairly easy comparison with the Golden Child.  After watching Locker in action, though, I'd sooner compare him to Matt Groethe than Tim Tebow.  Locker, like Groethe, is at his best on the move, improvising and salvaging busted plays with a dazzling command and artistry.  There were moments where I could swear I saw Locker give the camera a coy wink and mouth "Yeah, I meant to do that."  But, like Groethe, so Locker giveth, so Locker taketh away.  Faced with a 3 and 17 he can duck a sack, scramble out of the pocket, and throw a dart off his back foot as he's being dragged to the ground by three defenders for an "effortless" conversion...but on the next play he'll set his feet in the pocket and calmly throw the same dart into triple coverage for an easy pick.  

On to some of the week's observations.

Alabama playing down to their competition- Saban's bunch, coming fresh off a blowout win over, then, number 9 Clemson, plummeted back to Earth against Tulane in Tuscaloosa.  What was a ruthlessly efficient and powerful offense a week before became a sputtering and inconsistent mess against a CLEARLY inferior team.  Bama was handily out-gained 318-172 and tallied only one offensive touchdown and it only gets worse from there.  Looking at the drive chart, Bama had a single drive that went for more than 30 yards; their offense notched drives of 1, 27, 19, 1, -5, -1, 3, 23, 77, 17, 9.  Jesus that's ugly.  

This most recent performance seemed to fall in line w/ Bama's preseason expectations much better than their domination of Clemson, leading me to believe that, while unlikely to look that hideous, this is more the "real" Alabama.  

Penn State's Spread HD- Penn State looked many things against Oregon State that it never could have dreamt of resembling during the Anthony Morelli (disaster) era; namely efficient, explosive, completed more than half of its passes.  Darryl Clark's mobility has brought the PSU offense an element it lacked since Michael Robinson was busy finishing third in the Heisman voting.  Although Clark, much like Robinson, is a mediocre passer his mobility and knack for improvisation make one bitch of a Chimera-back.  

Clark, though, is not the whole story.  Evan Royster ran for 141 for an 8.3 ypc in essentially three quarters of work.  The Lions spent all of last season searching desperately for a back who could do what Royster has done thus far this season, Austin Scott was booted from the team for his well documented sexual assault charges and Rodney Kinlaw kind of sucked.  State looks like a legitimate B10 contender with the emergence of Royster as a top back and the departure of the aforementioned Morelli (lets face it: anyone would be a step up from Morelli, god-dammit he was awful).

The win itself bears little water, what with Oregon State losing to Stanford in week 1 and Stanford getting their head kicked in by Arizona State this past week.  We'll find out in a hurry whether or not PSU is for real or merely a product of a cheap win as they, after devouring back-to-back sacrificial lambs 'Cuse and Temple, dive headfirst into the thick of the conference slate: Illinois, at Wisconsin, at OSU, and at Iowa in a six week span.  

Locker's Celebration Call-  This has been beaten to all hell by now so I will touch upon it only briefly.  The call itself was garbage.  The NCAA's edict against "celebration" is garbage.  Pac-10 officiating, on the whole, is garbage.  And most importantly: UDub's PAT team is garbage.

Fifteen yard penalty or not, there is still no excuse for getting a PAT blocked in such a pivotal moment.  Ty Willingham, I hope you like daytime television.  

West Virginia, DOA- I liked the Jeff Mullen hire.  I figured that Mullen would make an effort to replicate his offense from Wake Forest.  While he was never Dan Mullen prolific at Wake Forest, Jeff's misdirection based offense was extremely successful given both the athletes he had at hand and the general state of offense in the ACC.  Mullen's game was based heavily upon counters, traps, moving pockets, screens, and the quick passing game; in short it should have been readily applicable to the talent on hand at WVU.  

...yeah.  About that.  3 points: the worst output by a WVU team since 2001 against Miami.  That Miami team had 5 players drafted in the first round, amongst those drafted such stars as Ed Reed and Jeremy Shockey and Clinton Portis.  That 2001 Miami was excellent and while ECU may well be the cream of this year's mid-major crop it is by no means on par with that Miami team.  

More disheartening than the final score is the drive chart.  WVU mounted a mere three drives that went for more than 3o yards, and even then those drives ended in a fumble, a FG, and a punt.  Only once (once.  Take a deep breath with me and count to three.  1...2...3...ONCE!) did WVU find itself in the red zone.  Note my word choice, dear read, "find itself."  By no stretch of the imagine did the Mountaineers "put themselves" or "drive into" or otherwise "assert themselves" deep into ECU territory, they were a confused and listless bunch and looked wholly lost whenever they had the ball.  

West Virginia did not lose because of some flukey statistical anomaly; they did not lose because of some freak turnovers or marvelous trickery on ECU's part.  They did not lose gracefully, they got curb stomped.  WVU was out played and they knew it.  As poorly as they played the first half, they were even worse in the second.  If they imploded in the first half, the second half was like the Death Star exploding.  The team came out flat, dull, utterly lifeless; and that, more so than the 386-251 yard advantage by ECU or the 4 yards per attempt by White, is the blackest omen for Bill Stewart's bunch.